[Hey, it's Rex... looking younger and more wholesome and, uh, heroic, instead of like a vaguely creepy loser nerd. Anyone who remembers Jim Hawkins may pick up on the resemblance, because lol animated JGL. Anyway, Rex has got a tiny mechanical dragon companion and is holding a big shiny medallion that's glowing with POWAHHH. Also, he looks cranky ( Read more... )

[SCREECHY TIMES.]

--not a costume![And the camera swings up from a lovely view of the inside of Rex's pocket to a shot of his irate face. Rex is sort of bundled up, trying to look OH, SO CASUAL, even though there's nothing he can do to hide the ventilator. It's pretty obvious. So, he's cold and cranky. Enjoy him hissing and seeeeething his ( Read more... )

[In the background, you can hear cartoon Cobra Commander doing his thing and getting his ass kicked by everybody in comical ways. IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER WHICH EPISODE THIS IS.]

What is this... THIS IS SO INSULTING![SMASHING OF DVDs COMMENCES. Sorry, 21, you should've known better than to give Cobra Commander something that'll make him mad. HE ( Read more... )